pixeflutters:

freddybenson:

montana is not real

if montana isn’t real then where was hannah montana born?? yeah thats what i thought. stop spreading lies freddybenson

gastrictank:

bee dad

I was watching this god damn cooking show and the chef had no fucking idea what he was doing he was fucking throwing random pieces of pineapple and all this weird shit into yogurt with salmon????? Like someone has to stop him

People: Aren't you going a bit overboard?
Me: *surrounded by pumpkins and candles and sweaters* Idk what you mean?
mayorlavender:

i have this lil dude and i’m terribly afraid of clowns, but…cute…ish…
anyway yeah they are always happy so ;o; 

mayorlavender:

i have this lil dude and i’m terribly afraid of clowns, but…cute…ish…

anyway yeah they are always happy so ;o; 

"oh man i have this blacklisted maybe i should click it and make sure i REALLY hate it"
- me being a FUCKING idiot (via fannyann)
midbloods:

does anyone else realize how gross that paint would look though? I mean that shit’s gonna blend together instantly unless you meticulously wash your brush after each stroke. And then you’ll end up being a sad artist with paint the color of leprechaun diarrhea.

midbloods:

does anyone else realize how gross that paint would look though? I mean that shit’s gonna blend together instantly unless you meticulously wash your brush after each stroke. And then you’ll end up being a sad artist with paint the color of leprechaun diarrhea.

itstimeforcomics:

i dont remember making this

itstimeforcomics:

i dont remember making this

Fuck wind the blinds just scared me so bad I screamed