george cantstandya :)
Bad credit? No credit? First time buyer? First time baby? No legs? 8 legs? You a spider? Are you a Spider trying to buy a house?
I can’t believe I haven’t posted these yet #magnets #magneticpoetry #turndownforwhat
The ultimate dad joke compilation
Don’t be a religious suburban white mom about it
manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented”
me: am I lying though?
manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired
wow I can’t believe that Texas is nearly as big as the entire continental United States including Texas