my skin’s extremely dry so i’m always kind of itchy and tbh the worst part is when my nip nops are itchy because u can’t exactly scratch ur nipple properly without lookin like ur in some kind of weird porn

[9/2/2014 11: 59:03 PM] Scott: that feelerino when no neighborino
[9/2/2014 11: 59:10 PM] くコ:彡: holy fuck
[9/2/2014 11: 59:28 PM] Scott: now pretend i sent you a photoshop of flanders with tfw face
[9/2/2014 11: 59:49 PM] くコ:彡: thank u for this gift
Scott: http://emotibot.net/pix/6896.jpg that diddly dang feelerino when no neighborino
くコ: 彡: i'm going to shit on myself
obsessive-musician:

Aye
Shit you do NOT want to get caught scrolling through at school/work

cubbycreations:

for octopusheart

  1. Gay furry porn
  2. Furry porn
  3. Gay porn/yaoi/yuri
  4. Porn (including hentai)
  5. Stuff from an extremely nerdy/hard to explain fandom
  6. Stuff from a fandom the general population would say you’re “too old” to be in
  7. Gorey things. It’s not a big big deal but I mean c’mon. If you could avoid subjecting the masses to it I’d like to think you would

And that is the list/chart thing. If you can think of more stuff you should add it.

I LOVE THIS LMAO

tomlintum:

whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can

pink-fudge ahhhhh I try my best uwu

princeowl:

reminder that the matrix trilogy was written and directed by a trans woman (lana wachowski) along with her brother

one of the most influential and iconic sci fi movies was created by a trans woman and MORE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS!! lana wachowski is a babe and an inspiration, one of the few female directors in hollywood as well as one of the few transgender people in hollywood. 

nemesismess:

if you have school tomorrow

image

fereldenstew:

my friends mum just shared this on fb 

fereldenstew:

my friends mum just shared this on fb 

Could you possibly draw amethyst from Steven universe
Anonymous

megalotis:

image

here you go