trolldicks:

annanymousss:

My family runs a dachshund rescue and, well……..this is usually what it looks like

octopusheart

YOURE LIVING THE DREAM

the new meme: this featureless black orb
kakyoim:

theyre cute

kakyoim:

theyre cute

d-0-0-m-s-d-a-y:

george cantstandya :)

d-0-0-m-s-d-a-y:

george cantstandya :)

spork:

Bad credit? No credit? First time buyer? First time baby? No legs? 8 legs? You a spider? Are you a Spider trying to buy a house?

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

[inhales] [exhales] [looks out into the sunset] the sweet smell of not being in high school

[remembers that i have no idea what i want to do for my future] [continues to stare out into the sunset] shit

ianthe:

I can’t believe I haven’t posted these yet #magnets #magneticpoetry #turndownforwhat

ianthe:

I can’t believe I haven’t posted these yet #magnets #magneticpoetry #turndownforwhat

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

sprookyloser:

Don’t be a religious suburban white mom about it

seereezy:

manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented”

me: am I lying though?

manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired

dietcrush:

wow I can’t believe that Texas is nearly as big as the entire continental United States including Texas

dietcrush:

wow I can’t believe that Texas is nearly as big as the entire continental United States including Texas

firelorcl:

vortexanomaly:

the crumb

this is the most intense photo i’ve ever seen

firelorcl:

vortexanomaly:

the crumb

this is the most intense photo i’ve ever seen